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The Hunger Games, if directed by Roger Corman. [ew]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m172ooBZsR1qanm80o1_500.png)
Wow!!!
Rolling in the Deep Cover - Difficulty Level: Chinese
This is amazing.
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Sparks McGee is officially my favorite character in the history of Star Trek.
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I just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary ultrasound wanding — AM I RIGHT, LADIES? (Beat.) And by the way, why do they call it a ‘wand’? Where are we — Hogwarts? The only thing magically disappearing was my dignity and privacy, BOOM!!! What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!
– KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews) Via WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLRSo much THIS
Social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion.
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Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”
Rick Santorum is a fucking idiot.
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“I sits wherever I damn please, ain’t no assign seats up in this forest.”
Best blog evar = Ghetto Hikes
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Photo idea: Photograph cityscapes through rainy windows. It’ll give your photos this dreamy painterly look.
Photos by Christophe Jacrot.
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